I was obsessed over this for EVER.
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Friday, January 15, 2010
Thursday, January 14, 2010
The world is getting weirder.
(From Pravda.Ru - thanks to Mike Valle for sending me the weirdest fucking news ever).
Sheep Gives Birth to Human-Faced Lamb in Turkey
A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.
Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed Cesarean section on the animal to take the calf out, but was horrified to see that the features of the calf's snout bore a striking resemblance to a human face.
"I've seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I've seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf. But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes. His mother could not deliver him so I had to help the animal," the 29-year-old veterinary said.
The lamb's head had human features on - the eyes, the nose, the mouth - only the ears were those of a sheep.
Veterinaries said tha the rare mutation most likely occured as a result of improper nutrition since the fodder for the lamb's mother was abundant with vitamin A, CNNTurk.com reports.
In Zimbabwe, a goat gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.
The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.
"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.
The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.
The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation.
Also read: Russian Woman Gives Birth to Cyclops Baby.
(brilliant).
Sheep Gives Birth to Human-Faced Lamb in Turkey
A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.
Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed Cesarean section on the animal to take the calf out, but was horrified to see that the features of the calf's snout bore a striking resemblance to a human face.
"I've seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I've seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf. But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes. His mother could not deliver him so I had to help the animal," the 29-year-old veterinary said.
The lamb's head had human features on - the eyes, the nose, the mouth - only the ears were those of a sheep.
Veterinaries said tha the rare mutation most likely occured as a result of improper nutrition since the fodder for the lamb's mother was abundant with vitamin A, CNNTurk.com reports.
In Zimbabwe, a goat gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.
The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.
"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.
The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.
The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation.
Also read: Russian Woman Gives Birth to Cyclops Baby.
(brilliant).
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
the phone call.
ugh, not again, because I don't care if they give you a stress ball that's shaped like a brain and a lady that stares in your eyes during the whole ordeal, it still fucking hurts.
from the world of captions
"Never assume a motionless patient is dead."
Well, I would have known that, but I guess it should go in a medical book anyway.
Meanwhile, my friend mike sent me a youtube video called Death Metal Rooster, I immediately thought of my friend Dan and sent it to him, who was freaked out, because 3 other people sent it to him today as well.
Well, I would have known that, but I guess it should go in a medical book anyway.
Meanwhile, my friend mike sent me a youtube video called Death Metal Rooster, I immediately thought of my friend Dan and sent it to him, who was freaked out, because 3 other people sent it to him today as well.
Saturday, January 9, 2010
I just want to smash it with the sledge hammer you're so pretty....
in dear need of a nap so I guess that's where Im going.
today was okay except that I got in a tiff with a cop who was about to tow my car, and now i have a ticket that he couldn't do anything about. for parking my car, in the correct space, with a permit. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
a bike ride is imminent today I think but first a much needed nap and then to work on a post card.
today was okay except that I got in a tiff with a cop who was about to tow my car, and now i have a ticket that he couldn't do anything about. for parking my car, in the correct space, with a permit. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
a bike ride is imminent today I think but first a much needed nap and then to work on a post card.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
well....almost done with that phase
so, in my lifetime thus far, I've lost my atm card maybe about 30 times. At least. Wallet a lot. Cell phone numerous. To the point where Fleet Bank (now bank of america) told me in 2005 that they wouldn't replace my card anymore because I kept losing it, thus I had to switch to a different bank.
Anyway, my wallet is sitting at trader joes, its 11:12pm, I had to turn away my friend Dana from hanging out because I felt like I was going to puke.
I should go get it now, instead of watching Ran. F.
on another note, I ordered nada surf tickets today! which makes me happy. because it'll sell out, and I have tickets already. I win.
Anyway, my wallet is sitting at trader joes, its 11:12pm, I had to turn away my friend Dana from hanging out because I felt like I was going to puke.
I should go get it now, instead of watching Ran. F.
on another note, I ordered nada surf tickets today! which makes me happy. because it'll sell out, and I have tickets already. I win.
Friday, January 1, 2010
so
2009 is gone and now it's 2010. legend of zelda music in the background< i think im going for one more dungeon and calling it quits.
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ill leave the rest for the sketchbook.
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ill leave the rest for the sketchbook.
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