from the RI missed connections on craigslist, dated 1/24/10:
"SECOND BEACH BIRD"
"I passed by you and our dogs stopped to wag tails at each other. Just as you smiled a seagull overhead dropped a load. You laughed and asked me if that was bad luck since it missed you. I couldn't think of anything to say so I just laughed. Would love to take you out sometime and show you how a real seagull treats a lady. Promise I won't miss. Let me know the color combo of my nylon tracksuit if you're interested."
Brilliant.
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